to be continued…

Today’s post is brought to you by the word:

peegret - When a male approaches a urinal, with full intentions of only going #1, and shortly after commencing realizes he actually has to go #2. He instantly regrets the decision to pee.

Example: “I had extreme peegret after lunch today; the culprit must have been that Moons over My Hammy breakfast I had at Denny’s.“

Feel free to post any other examples in the comments.

We’re proud to announce the reemergence of Drop The Hate! It’s been one year since dropthehate.com went public. We’ve had our trials and tribulations but we’re back and better than ever.

What does it mean to “drop the hate”? Good question.

drop the hate

1. To let go of that nasty thing that’s been boiling up inside you. Accept that it really isn’t something worth your time and energy. -Tell us why we shouldn’t hate it either. Drop the hate.
2. To unleash your raw frustration. To let those feeling blast out to world on whatever it is that has you so upset. -Tell us what it is and why it’s worth hating. Drop the hate.

Let the fun begin.

This past weekend I attended the IRL Peak Antifreeze 300 at the great Chicagoland Speedway. I was shocked and amazed when I was on my way to get a hot dog and I ran into one of the biggest names in music, Gene Simmons. The following is an account of our conversation:

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What’s not to love about Sweden? Blonde hair, vikings, the Hives, massages, penis pumps… we can all agree on these things. But what about Sweden’s biggest claim to fame, the home decorations behemoth Ikea. Does it really do a body good?

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Here at DTH we are usually proud of our role as public defendant for the misunderstood. However, the proverbial cat has us by our proverbial tongue on the topic of Kevin Federline. How do you defend such a thing? Now we know how Saddam’s lawyers feel…

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How can you hate on someone who has logged over 2,400,000 miles behind the wheel in their lifetime?? Practice makes perfect, and these people have had about 57 years of practice. So what does that make them?

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Ah, the corporate life. Today I would like to explore my experience at the “Finance Department Picnic”! It’s an amazing event, as the name proclaims. Normally this would be something one would hate-drop and consider endless making-fun-of worthiness. I’m here to let you all know: this was a KICK ASS event.

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Nothing says NASCAR to me like rainbows. I know that you probably think I’m being sarcastic, and I’m not, I’m talking about the legend that is Jeff Gordon, #24, the Rainbow Warrior, a man who is widely regarded as the anti-Christ south of the Mason-Dixon Line. I will never understand this, as he is to NASCAR what Paul Simon is to Simon and Garfunkel. The whole friggin show.

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