Today’s post is brought to you by the word:

peegret - When a male approaches a urinal, with full intentions of only going #1, and shortly after commencing realizes he actually has to go #2. He instantly regrets the decision to pee.

Example: “I had extreme peegret after lunch today; the culprit must have been that Moons over My Hammy breakfast I had at Denny’s.“

Feel free to post any other examples in the comments.