Here at DTH we are usually proud of our role as public defendant for the misunderstood. However, the proverbial cat has us by our proverbial tongue on the topic of Kevin Federline. How do you defend such a thing? Now we know how Saddam’s lawyers feel…

There’s nothing good about Kevin Federline. He’s a karma killer. Why is he in the news all the time? Why is he performing at award shows? At dropthehate we like to defend people who are often thought of negatively, trying to free people of hate and animosity, but there’s nothing that can be used in Federline’s defense. Someone that leaves his ex-wife while she’s pregnant, has no discernable talent, and is a walking stereotype about women chasing the wrong guys cannot be defended.
All you have to do is take a look at this video to see Federline’s musical ability, it makes my talent point:

*The live performance video meant to be here was removed from YouTube. Replacing it is the amazing Super Bowl commercial.

Good stuff for the kids out there watching. I wonder if he thought about the fact that he was performing at the Kid’s Choice Awards??? Does he even know the words to his own song? I almost feel bad for him. K-Fed reminds me of those guys, that everyone went to high school with, that didn’t show up half the time because he was getting high, piercing his own ear with a paperclip or at Best Buy getting the new Silk the Shocker cd. Instead of working at an oil change to support his kids, the guy got lucky and married someone who is young, rich and stupid.

It would be really easy to just write a column making fun of this guy, and I’m not going to because it’s been done by everyone. And the guy has done enough to let everyone know what kind of joke he is. He wears oversized Cross-Colored blue jeans at the beach. There’s no reason why the media should be covering him, or why he should be performing at award shows. I’m not one of those types of people that harp about role models, but this guy should be buried and ignored. Anyone that leaves a woman while she’s pregnant and fools around with someone else is slime. Anyone with a 4th grade reading level that smokes around his kids, and has bad dreadlocks, should not be getting endorsements for clothing lines, and be placed on magazine covers. That’s just my opinion.
Dan Halen

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